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Don’t expect any new year new me from me, i intend on staying
The same awkward, sarcastic, shit posting delight you’ve all come to know and love
The same awkward, sarcastic, shit posting delight you’ve all come to know and love
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Trading Type
Spot
Trade crypto freely
Pre-Market
Trade new tokens before they are officially listed
Margin
Magnify your profit with leverage
Convert & Block Trading
0 Fees
Trade any size with no fees and no slippage
Alpha
Points
Get promising tokens in streamlined on-chain trading
Leveraged Tokens
Get exposure to leveraged positions simply
Futures
Futures
Hundreds of contracts settled in USDT or BTC
Options
HOT
Trade European-style vanilla options
Unified Account
Maximize your capital efficiency
Demo Trading
Futures Kickoff
Get prepared for your futures trading
Futures Events
Participate in events to win generous rewards
Demo Trading
Use virtual funds to experience risk-free trading
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Launch
CandyDrop
Collect candies to earn airdrops
Launchpool
Quick staking, earn potential new tokens
HODLer Airdrop
Hold GT and get massive airdrops for free
Launchpad
Be early to the next big token project
Alpha Points
NEW
Trade on-chain assets and enjoy airdrop rewards!
Futures Points
NEW
Earn futures points and claim airdrop rewards
Investment
Simple Earn
Earn interests with idle tokens
Auto-Invest
Auto-invest on a regular basis
Dual Investment
Buy low and sell high to take profits from price fluctuations
Soft Staking
Earn rewards with flexible staking
Crypto Loan
0 Fees
Pledge one crypto to borrow another
Lending Center
One-stop lending hub
VIP Wealth Hub
Customized wealth management empowers your assets growth
Private Wealth Management
Customized asset management to grow your digital assets
Quant Fund
Top asset management team helps you profit without hassle
Staking
Stake cryptos to earn in PoS products
BTC Staking
HOT
Stake BTC and earn 10% APR
GUSD Minting
Use USDT/USDC to mint GUSD for treasury-level yields
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Activity Center
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Referral
20 USDT
Earn 40% commission or up to 500 USDT rewards
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Gate Blog
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What do you mean you sold our gold to buy “digital gold” to escape the matrix?
Put your phone down, get out of the house. Your children don’t need you anymore
Put your phone down, get out of the house. Your children don’t need you anymore
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Guy with $23.75 in his name starts having opinions about whether gold and silver are overbought
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Mfers who have been holding gold and silver since 20s till now
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Bro to Bro
Make a lot of money. The world is cruel to poor men
Don’t quit your web 2 job to go full time crypto
If you want to make friends, just say hi
Make a lot of money. The world is cruel to poor men
Don’t quit your web 2 job to go full time crypto
If you want to make friends, just say hi
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Me ready for 2026
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“And then they said Trump was the crypto president"
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Typical of crypto bro
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“Do you sleep well at night?”
Me at 2 AM
Me at 2 AM
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GateUser-09575849:
the best friend is the app and I am so proud to get the app:It's crazy how internet has made us think that 10 likes aren't enough
Imagine 10 people like you in real life
Imagine 10 people like you in real life
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“So you’re telling me your mortgage backed by points?”
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Market plan for next year
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"New year, new me"
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This is my serious account btw
The funny one is my bank account
The funny one is my bank account
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Your favourite project founder after selling you a locked token at a $100M FDV
Or a $300M unlocked but you only have a 1/10 chance to get it
Or a $300M unlocked but you only have a 1/10 chance to get it
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Life is like a cat
Be a good person and it will still scratch you for fun
Be a good person and it will still scratch you for fun
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Average altcoin holder 2024-2025
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You only need
> $50
> A phone
> A skill
> A diamond balls
> A never give up mentality
To make it in crypto
> $50
> A phone
> A skill
> A diamond balls
> A never give up mentality
To make it in crypto
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