Dyme

This is actually the best crypto bear market ever because (so far) we're not seeing firms and companies (of insane size) outright implode like we did in 2022.
Almost as if the industry actually learned something about risk.

Every friday for the last month has been red on SPX/NDX.
Break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow.

Dad asks for some tv series
tell him only 4 episodes in and send him a screenshot
"Can’t click on these and get anything to happen.  What’s the secret?"
Me: "This is a screenshot and you are a boomer. Love you."

oil prices really gonna make us go back to being CPI experts here soon

rivn up when oil is up is funny

"Hey claude help me tighten this copy. Get creative"
"No, more creative."
"not like that. be creative"
"I don't like this can you be more creative."
"no"
"no"
"no, try harder."
"no I won't be more specific, make it sound good"
"no"
"no"
"get creative"

I missed the entire trump speech and haven't looked at the market.
Tell me how it went using only gifs.

I missed the entire trump speech and haven't looked at the market.
Tell me how it went using only gifs.

Artemis launch in 3 min

The secret mission behind Artemis is actually just to drop the Epstein files off on the moon so no one can ever read them.

Reminder not to believe anything on the internet for the next 24 hours

If the war was on the verge of ending Trump would be telling us to buy the dip at this point.
Let's just assume it's going to keep going.