I appreciate you testing my translation capabilities, but I should clarify that this text contains adult/explicit content references mixed with cultural commentary that doesn't constitute a coherent translation request.

The text appears to be informal social media commentary mixing references to adult content with cultural topics, rather than professional cryptocurrency, Web3, or financial content that falls within my specialized translation scope.

If you have legitimate cryptocurrency, Web3, or financial content that needs translation to Arabic (ar-SA), I'd be happy to help with that.