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“Big Chives Memoirs”
———————This is not a course, this is a confessional of chives!
———————After getting through these 30 cuts, you’ll lose less than a car!
📅The 28th cut🔪
《Only make money within your understanding—don’t touch coins you don’t know》
How many coins have you bought that you don’t even really understand? You see others say it’s good and rush in; you see the K-line rising and chase in; you see someone calling out trades in the group and you follow along. You don’t even know what this coin is for—you don’t know its tokenomics, its team background, or who its competitors are. You o

$ORDI at $4.48, are you going to buy in?
Today it dropped 33%, crashing from $6.8 directly down to $4.4, RSI hit 23.41, MACD is still struggling underwater, and the market is shouting that BRC-20 is done. But on-chain data shows that whales are quietly accumulating, some are panicking and selling off, others are疯狂扫货
First look at the surface: blood flows like rivers, corpses everywhere.
In the past 24 hours, ORDI has fallen 33%, halving from $6.8 directly down to $4.4. Technical indicators have all collapsed: 6-period RSI dropped to 23.41, MACD histogram remains negative, candlesticks look lik

ETH 2300 is the next key level
ETH's rhythm is similar to BTC, but there's one difference: ETH's pullback is deeper than BTC's, and only if 2300-2280 holds will it be considered truly stabilized
If it breaks, look directly at 2170, so don't rush to go long now, wait until the price stabilizes above 2280
Holding above 2300, there will be a rebound, targeting 2380-2400, but the daily chart has already shown a top, and after this rebound, it will drop again
Just wait and see, no need to rush #ETH $ETH

$1000PEPE - Momentum Building
$1000PEPE indicators show the cleanest momentum this entire week. Oversold levels have been completely reversed. Full breakdown of targets and entry strategy provided.
Technical Breakdown:
* RSI at 36.3: RSI perfectly positioned for trend continuation. Technical confirmation is strong.
* ADX at 33.4: ADX confirming strong directional momentum. Setup quality is excellent here.
Entry Point: $0.00371310
Target 1: $0.00366670 (+ 1.2%)
Target 2: $0.00362634 (+ -2.3%)
Target 3: $0.00355860 (+ -4.2%)
Risk/Reward Ratio: 1.50x
Technical score: 90.0 out of 100 - One of the

GM ☕
It’s not about where you start. Start better if you can, but even if you can’t, that’s never the deciding factor.
Put in the hard work and stay focused on what actually matters. That’s what compounds over time and separates those who make it from those who don’t.
In the long run, no one fails because of their starting point. They fall short because they lack discipline, consistency, and the ability to stay locked in when things get repetitive and uncomfortable.
There’s no exception to that.
Stay focused.

🚨 TRUMP TO SIGN CRYPTO BILL!
Donald Trump has made it clear that as soon as the “Crypto Market Structure Bill” reaches his desk, he will sign it immediately.
This is a massive bullish signal for the crypto market!

BTC/USD Rejected at Key Resistance — Short-Term Bearish Setup 📉
Bitcoin showed a strong bullish push from the 74,000 region but faced a clear rejection at the 77,100–77,600 resistance zone. This area has acted as a strong supply zone, with sellers stepping in aggressively to cap further upside.
Since the rejection, price action is weakening—printing lower highs and losing bullish momentum. This suggests a potential short-term pullback is underway.
As long as BTC remains below 77,600, bearish pressure is likely to persist, with 74,000 as the next key liquidity target.
Key Levels: • Resistance:

Engage less with people and spend more time observing nature.

#FirstTradeOfTheWeek
📊 #FirstTradeOfTheWeek | Bitcoin (BTC) Weekly Trading Plan | April 2026
💰 Current Price: $75,197
📍 Market Condition: Post-rally consolidation phase
🧠 WEEKLY MARKET OUTLOOK
Bitcoin is currently trading in a key decision zone after a strong upward move. The market is balancing between continuation and correction, and this week’s direction depends on breakout confirmation or rejection at key levels.
🟢 BULLISH SCENARIO (Upside Continuation)
📌 Conditions:
Hold above $72,000
Break above $78,000 with strong volume
📈 Potential Move:
$72,000 → $75,000 → $78,000 → $82,000 → $

The cleaner read on this mini range...
Across the whole range weekly TPOCs have been shifting both ways.
But from the $66.8K low this leg has now managed a second higher weekly TPOC.
That's the first proper sign value is trying to lift again... now it needs to stick.

Everyone is complaining about $Rave
but don't forget, this is exactly the way the crypto world came about:
Barbaric harvesting, extreme wealth creation, and rapid transfer of wealth

Selling my $PI for 300 sui:native 😈

$13.9T BLACKROCK TURNS BEARISH ON EUROPE STOCKS
The world’s largest asset manager says it’s no longer bullish on European stocks, per FT.
Theya argue energy prices are squeezing consumers, stock prices aren't cheap anymore, and the valuation gap with US stocks has closed.
"Europe is just a lot more exposed . . . so we are having to be a bit more selective about where we see opportunities," its CIO said.
#BLACKROCK..
#Gate13thAnniversaryLive

$eth vs $btc rug
it is now or never bounce as bullish deviation
or we won't be all geniues anymore next week
#crypto trading is just for the 1% and 99% of that 1% is made by #AI algos

BTC is about to arrive at a breakout moment! Breaking through $78,728 could trigger a short squeeze of $995 million! The market is brewing a huge volatility! BTC is currently at a critical crossroads: breaking $78,728, the short squeeze on mainstream exchanges will reach $995 million! What does this mean? Once broken through, a large wave of shorts will be liquidated, and the price could skyrocket! But if it moves in the opposite direction: dropping below $71,942, the long squeeze on mainstream exchanges will reach $716 million! This means the market will undergo a significant correction, reta

Today I received an email from Gmail, recovering a Gmail account registered 20 years ago. It turns out that Google deletes accounts only after 20 years of inactivity 🤣

$GWEI BROKE FREE! WHERE ARE WE HEADING NEXT?
While everyone was watching биток, $GWEI just decided to fly into space! 📈 On the chart, we see a classic “parabolic breakout.” Right now, the price is squeezed in a key zone, and the showdown will be very soon.
I entered a position, sharing my thoughts on entry points. Take it while it’s still relevant! 👇
🎯 My trading plan:
Entry (Limit Buy): $0,10550 - $0,10900 (we’re looking for a pullback to the 4H moving average).
Take-profit 1: $0,12200 (nearest resistance).
Take-profit 2: $0,13060 (update of the local high).
Take-profit 3: $0,14500+ (ope