When equities tank, gold rallies—but crypto just bleeds anyway. Flip the script: stocks pump, gold pumps, yet crypto still takes the hit. It's like we're playing by different rules down here. The decoupling narrative keeps getting sold to us, but the data tells a different story. Tired of watching BTC and ETH move in sync with risk-off sentiment regardless of what's actually happening in traditional markets. Something's gotta give.