2025-12-29 18:28:34

My cat just walked across my keyboard with a perpetual DEX position open. No joke—there's genuinely a non-zero chance of getting liquidated because your pet decided to make some "trades" for you. It's a weird reminder that in crypto, even the smallest accidental moves can trigger catastrophic consequences. Welcome to the reality of leverage trading.

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ShortingEnthusiast

· 01-01 14:34

If my cat did this, I would be publicly humiliated... Losing trades are just too terrifying.

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GasSavingMaster

· 2025-12-30 21:50

Haha, even cats can trade, I can do it too. No, actually, I'm not even as good as a cat...

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OnChainDetective

· 2025-12-30 18:43

Can a single step by the cat clear the account? What kind of leverage is that... I need to check your wallet address and monitor the subsequent fund flow. It seems like there might be a whale watching you behind the scenes.

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BoredRiceBall

· 2025-12-30 04:09

Haha, that's why I don't dare to use leverage; even a cat could wipe me out.

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PretendingToReadDocs

· 2025-12-29 18:50

Haha Cat directly made a one-click all-in for you, this is the real "random trading"

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gas_fee_therapist

· 2025-12-29 18:45

Haha, now it's really "cat gone wild." My cat also loves to step on my keyboard, so I don't dare to open leveraged positions now.

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Hash_Bandit

· 2025-12-29 18:34

lol your cat just became an accidental arbitrage bot... reminds me of the early mining rig days when i'd leave my hardware running 24/7 and come back to absolute chaos. except now it's leverage that'll wreck you, not just thermal throttling. brutal.

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SmartMoneyWallet

· 2025-12-29 18:34

Haha, the cat trader. Leverage is like that—one misclick can scatter your chip distribution into pieces.

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WalletDivorcer

· 2025-12-29 18:30

Haha, this is why my cat is not allowed in the study...

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