#BTC The Bank of Japan finally couldn’t hold back anymore. In December, it’s highly likely to raise rates from 0.5% to 0.75%, causing global retail investors to collectively scream:

#ETH “Daddy! Don’t turn off the tap!!!”
And overnight:
- The trillion-yen carry traders (borrowing yen to go all-in on US stocks and Bitcoin) got liquidated, crying as they dumped their dollar assets to buy back yen, cursing as they went: “If I’d known, I wouldn’t have chased those tiny interest gains!”
- Bitcoin tumbled from 92,000 straight down to 85,000, and crypto mining groups flooded with “Kazuo Ueda, I’m coming for you!”
- Japanese bond yields soared faster than the Shinkansen, Japanese grandmas staring at their pension accounts: “You call this a rate hike? This is daylight robbery!”
- US stocks trembling in fear: Daddy, please go easy, if Japan tightens, we’ll be left out in the cold too…
In short:
The Bank of Japan just coughed, and global assets caught a fever.
Tonight, every leveraged trader has only one wish:
Kazuo Ueda, please just print for two more years—I haven’t cashed out yet!!! #美联储降息预测 #SUIETF正式上线