#我的币圈搞笑瞬间 A moment of joy 😂😂😂

1 A conversation between two big shots in the crypto world A: This crisis has left me disturbed and restless, have you been sleeping well lately? B: I sleep like a baby. A: That's really enviable! B: Well, I've been crying all night and often have incontinence. (wiping tears)
2 The connection between studying and trading cryptocurrency. Son asked: Dad, why should I read more books? Dad said: If you read books, when you trade cryptocurrencies, you will know what blockchain, cryptography, and decentralization mean... If you don't read, you will just say: "MMP, it dropped again!"
3 The Joke Between Bitcoin and God A young man prayed to God: "God, grant me a path to wealth like Bitcoin." The next day, he found a note under his pillow that read "EOS." Decades later, the tattered old man ascended to heaven, and God asked: "Didn’t I give you a path to wealth?" The old man cried out in pain: "Photography ruins three generations, a DSLR destroys a lifetime..." (Implying failure in trading cryptocurrencies)
4 The contrast between speculating on coins and reality. A big brother who speculated on coins won 5 million. When asked by a reporter how he planned to spend it, he calmly replied: "First, I'll pay back the money I borrowed in previous years." The reporter then asked: "What about the rest?" The big brother said: "I'll pay back the rest slowly..."
5 The "inspirational" goal of the crypto world: Brother A: I have a small goal, to make 10 million this year! Six months later, Sister B asks: How much of the goal have you achieved? Brother A: Not bad, I'm only 15 million short now.
6 A Conversation Between a Zen Master and a Speculator The speculator confides to the Zen Master: I feel a lot of pressure trading cryptocurrencies every day, I can't eat well or sleep well... The Zen Master covers his left chest with his right hand and remains silent. The speculator asks again: Are you saying to stay true to my original intention and have hope for the future? The Zen Master shakes his head: Stay away from me, I traded cryptocurrencies too before I became a monk, hearing you say these things makes me feel uneasy...
7 The "romantic" promise in the crypto world: the little leek promised his girlfriend, "Once I break even, we will get married." The girlfriend silently replied, "This might be the most tactful way to break up."
Purely forwarding, original contact can be deleted at any time.