$MON

monad really might be the funniest “next big chain” we’ve seen in a while.

• raised $244M
• somehow needed another $187M
→ $431M for a chain that isn’t even outperforming a normal L2

then they dropped tokenomics so bad it made celestia look reasonable and tried to PR-spin it by saying locked tokens “won’t be staked” like that was ever a flex.

their “ecosystem”? a recycle bin of EVM forks and dot-fun experiments.
their team? farming bots on X and calling it “growth.”
their founders? pushing memecoins that nuke to zero on day one.

even the US-open ICO didn’t instantly fill… and that was the loudest warning sign.

after all the hype, the VC cheerleading, the gmonad cult energy… we’re sitting at $3B FDV with chart action that looks allergic to green candles.

this isn’t “next solana.”
this is zero with extra steps.