#MyCryptoFunnyMoment Crypto is that wild friend who tells you, “Bro trust me,” right before your entire portfolio turns into a documentary titled How I Lost Everything in 48 Hours. One minute Bitcoin is acting like a responsible adult, the next it’s moonwalking back to support like nothing happened. Meanwhile, altcoins behave like they just drank 14 Red Bulls and made financial decisions at 3 AM.
You buy the dip… only to realize it was actually the dip before the real dip. Then you finally sell out of frustration, and suddenly the chart looks like it got VIP access to heaven. Every trader becomes an emotional philosopher: “Maybe the market isn’t crashing… maybe I am.”
Your friends ask how crypto is going, and you smile like a glitching NPC, thinking about the time you turned $20 into $500 and then into $0.87. Influencers on Twitter keep shouting “THIS IS THE BULL RUN,” but even your wallet is shaking like, “Please stop.”$BTC
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#MyCryptoFunnyMoment Crypto is that wild friend who tells you, “Bro trust me,” right before your entire portfolio turns into a documentary titled How I Lost Everything in 48 Hours. One minute Bitcoin is acting like a responsible adult, the next it’s moonwalking back to support like nothing happened. Meanwhile, altcoins behave like they just drank 14 Red Bulls and made financial decisions at 3 AM.
You buy the dip… only to realize it was actually the dip before the real dip. Then you finally sell out of frustration, and suddenly the chart looks like it got VIP access to heaven. Every trader becomes an emotional philosopher: “Maybe the market isn’t crashing… maybe I am.”
Your friends ask how crypto is going, and you smile like a glitching NPC, thinking about the time you turned $20 into $500 and then into $0.87. Influencers on Twitter keep shouting “THIS IS THE BULL RUN,” but even your wallet is shaking like, “Please stop.”$BTC