#MyCryptoFunnyMoment Crypto is that one friend who promises to change your life, disappears for months, and then shows up shouting “BRO I JUST MOONED!” One day your portfolio is flying like a rocket; next day it’s lying on the floor like a Nokia 3310 with no battery. You buy the dip, it dips harder. You sell the top, it goes even higher just to disrespect you. Charts look like heartbeats of someone watching liquidation prices. Every project says “revolutionary utility,” but the real utility is stressing you out at 3 AM. Still, you check the market every five minutes like it’s your crush texting back. In the end, we’re all here because… maybe this time it will moon. 🚀😆$BTC