Bitcoin crashes 30% and you check your portfolio like: “Why did I trust Elon’s tweet again?!”
Meanwhile, your friend bought Dogecoin for $0.002… 🐕🚀 Dogecoin hits $0.08 and they’re suddenly a “crypto millionaire.” You’re still crying over your $50 loss.
Then comes NFT season… 🎨🖼️ You invest in a pixelated monkey for $10k because “it’s art.” Your mom asks why you’re selling kidney futures online.
Enter DeFi… 🏦🔗 “Just stake my tokens here for 0.5% daily interest!” A week later, rug pull! “Stake” was code for “see you in bankruptcy.”
And let’s not forget memecoins… 🐸💸 $PEPE, $SHIB, $FLOKI… Your portfolio looks like a bingo card. Excitement? Yes. Sanity? Debatable.
But you check Twitter… 😎🔥 “Bitcoin to $1M!” “ETH 10x soon!” FOMO hits harder than caffeine on a Monday.
Then you remember… crypto is like a rollercoaster designed by chaos gods. Hold on tight, laugh at your losses, and… maybe buy that pixel monkey anyway.
Because in crypto… If you’re not laughing, you’re crying. And if you’re not crying, maybe you haven’t invested enough. 🤷♂️💎🙌$ETH $BTC
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#MyCryptoFunnyMoment Three months later… 🤯📉
Bitcoin crashes 30% and you check your portfolio like:
“Why did I trust Elon’s tweet again?!”
Meanwhile, your friend bought Dogecoin for $0.002… 🐕🚀
Dogecoin hits $0.08 and they’re suddenly a “crypto millionaire.”
You’re still crying over your $50 loss.
Then comes NFT season… 🎨🖼️
You invest in a pixelated monkey for $10k because “it’s art.”
Your mom asks why you’re selling kidney futures online.
Enter DeFi… 🏦🔗
“Just stake my tokens here for 0.5% daily interest!”
A week later, rug pull!
“Stake” was code for “see you in bankruptcy.”
And let’s not forget memecoins… 🐸💸
$PEPE, $SHIB, $FLOKI…
Your portfolio looks like a bingo card.
Excitement? Yes. Sanity? Debatable.
But you check Twitter… 😎🔥
“Bitcoin to $1M!”
“ETH 10x soon!”
FOMO hits harder than caffeine on a Monday.
Then you remember… crypto is like a rollercoaster designed by chaos gods.
Hold on tight, laugh at your losses, and… maybe buy that pixel monkey anyway.
Because in crypto…
If you’re not laughing, you’re crying.
And if you’re not crying, maybe you haven’t invested enough. 🤷♂️💎🙌$ETH $BTC