Throwing fake lobs on the court is a new side hustle for Americans to get rich.

Author: beebeeOdaily

For Americans, watching the Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA) league is not only about watching the game but also about watching the spectacle.

Shooting the basketball into the hoop is just the foreplay; the real climax is the fake drop to the ground.

Betting on whether there will be a drop in today’s match, when the drop will occur, and what color the drop will be… is the hottest new market from the bookmakers.

The trend of throwing fake dildos onto WNBA courts began on July 29 this year.

In the match between the Golden State Valkyries and the Atlanta Dream, a fluorescent green fake dunk fell from the sky to the center of the court.

The issuer of a meme coin—DILDO—quickly claimed responsibility for the attack.

The Diao Coin team admitted that throwing Diao Coins onto the field on the day of its issuance was a marketing strategy they intentionally adopted.

Their logic is the same as you think: Look, the green fake hanging symbolizes a long green entity candlestick, indicating that the coin price is rising.

This genius plan is very effective.

In just 24 hours on the day of its launch, the trading volume on Uniswap surpassed $1.3 million.

After the event fermented, the token surged from a low of $0.00018 to a high of $0.00222 on August 9, increasing tenfold in just a few days.

The sex toy that appeared in the WNBA game is related to a “prank” by the cryptocurrency community.

Don’t think that a fake dick is light; when it pops up, it’s like a carp jumping over the dragon gate.

According to Google Trends data, interest in searching for “green dildos” in the United States has increased by 3,700% since July 29.

Even Donald Trump Jr. shared a picture of his father throwing a green mysterious toy from the White House to the golf course, joining the topic discussion.

The吊is made of plastic, it is cold, and carries the smell of silicon dioxide.

But it caught this overwhelming wealth.

Some in the audience screamed, some recorded, and some bowed their heads in prayer, as if it were a divine revelation of the apocalypse.

In fact, it is just leftover stock from an injection molding factory, but it has been given the weight of fate by gamblers.

Before August 10, will another fake phallus be thrown at the WNBA game?

Polymarket, the largest prediction market operator on the internet, has keenly sensed the business opportunity of throwing darts.

They quickly reacted and launched the “WNBA Court Fake Suspense” bet.

The gameplay includes but is not limited to: whether someone will throw a吊 in the match, the color of the吊, who will touch it first, and which half of the field it will drop into, among various betting options.

Polymarket Sports

Breaking: You can now bet on what color the next WNBA fake dildo will be.

Is the next dildo thrown into the WNBA court green/yellow?

Probability 50%

So, a few days later on August 1st, during the match between the Golden State Valkyries and the Chicago Sky, someone indeed threw a吊.

Polymarket user “gigachadsolana” placed a bet of $13,044 twenty minutes before the match, wagering that someone will throw a dunk in that evening’s WNBA game.

Fifteen minutes after the start of the match, the fake suspension arrived as scheduled.

The user pocketed over $6,000.

Sex toys were thrown during the WNBA game, bringing profits to prediction market traders.

After the interruption of the match on Tuesday, an anonymous prediction market user made a profit of over $6,000.

Many people doubt that the hanging that night was thrown by this user himself, and curse him as a “shameless opportunist.”

Because if you first accurately predict what color the吊 will appear at which minute, and then bring one into the stadium to throw it yourself — that is not gambling, that is market manipulation, what is the difference with缅A?

This is the collapse of integrity!

After all, according to the odds list, you can throw whatever you want.

This guy has been throwing himself onto the court for many years.

But anyway, from the Gateway Center Arena to the Wintrust Arena, from the Barclays Center to the Crypto.com Arena… throwing things onto the court has obviously become a trend in WNBA games, and now almost every round of games sees someone throwing something.

You can throw in New York, you can throw in Chicago, and you can throw in Oakland.

As long as someone is playing ball, there are people placing bets and there are people throwing hooks.

“Mom, how did we become so wealthy?”

“Your dad placed a significant bet and guessed the color of the fake phallus thrown onto the court in the WNBA game.”

After multiple incidents of throwing fake dunks, Indiana Fever player Sophie Cunningham tweeted: “Stop throwing fake dunks on the court… sooner or later, you will hurt one of us.”

Four days later, she was struck by a sudden blow.

In the United States, the final destination of fake suspenders is no longer the bedroom, but the sports field.

Stop throwing fake phallic objects on the court… you might hurt one of us.

This is not a good thing.

They also said that thing could never really hit me. I knew I shouldn’t have posted that tweet.

The popularity of women’s basketball games in the United States has been rising steadily in recent years.

According to ESPN, the WNBA’s viewership has increased by 20% compared to last year.

In 2024, the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) Women’s Basketball Championship attracted more viewers than the men’s basketball for the first time in history.

Betting companies will naturally not miss out on this huge market.

A WNBA player warned fans to stop throwing fake penises, but ended up being hit by a flying fake penis.

Recently, there have been multiple incidents of fake phalluses being thrown onto the field, disrupting the order of the matches.

Although Polymarket has been banned in the United States, a large number of Americans are bypassing restrictions to use their services.

On this platform, the amount of a single fake suspension bet has already exceeded 1 million US dollars.

Competitors of Polymarket, such as BetOnline and Kalshi, also offer similar flashy gameplay.

WNBA asks fans to stop throwing fake genitalia at the games.

The odds details released by BetOnline are as follows:

• Green: -150 (Popular option)

* Purple: +250

• Pink/Red: +400

• Dark Brown: +525

• White/skin color: +550

* Blue: +550

• Rainbow Color: +900

So far, the amount of bets on throwing competitions on various platforms has exceeded the bets on the competitions themselves.

Another sex toy thrown during a WNBA game seems to have hit Sophie Cunningham.

The WNBA has not yet put an end to these sexual toy pranks, which have disrupted the games for over a week.

In this world composed of generative artificial intelligence and big data, the boundary between reality and illusion has become an absurd nothingness.

If you think this story was generated by AI, no one can blame you, but at least it shows that you have a bit of abstraction, otherwise the platform wouldn’t have pushed it to you.

Why do people throw sex toys at WNBA players during games?

Unfortunately, all of this is real.

You now not only have to understand the madness of Americans betting their $3000 monthly salary on obscure teams, but also why they throw plastic-made human organs high into the air, letting them fall like a meteor shower onto the women’s basketball court.

Throwing a noose may be a prank elsewhere, but in the United States, throwing a noose is a gambler’s victory.

It has become a kind of viewing ritual.

When they throw the dice, there is a sparkle in their eyes, as if they are borrowing luck from the gambling god.

The gamblers, like performing a rain dance, threw fake hangers into the sky, hoping it would explode, signaling the sound of maximum odds.

Throwing fake phalluses has become a trend in WNBA games. We need to have a good talk about it.

On August 5th, during the match between the Frenzy team and the Sparks team, someone threw a sex toy onto the field. This has happened for the third time in a week.

As long as the fake projectile draws a parabolic curve through the air, its impact is louder than an air raid siren.

The home game of the New York Liberty was delayed by 40 minutes, leading spectators to suspect a terrorist attack.

Later, the police announced that it was a drunk spectator who brought three fake (items) in a plastic bag and forcefully entered the stadium.

In fact, this betting method has quickly evolved to not discriminate between leagues or genders.

Since becoming an unavoidable commercial reef in WNBA arenas, fake suspensions have become the most dazzling buoy on the sea of American sports business.

Recently, the National Football League (NFL) has also started to play.

The sports betting analyst who left the most tweets on X said: “Tonight will throw the blue吊! Follow me and you won’t get lost.”

Athletes have it the worst; they have to play while also dodging falling objects from the sky.

In a career, what one fears the most is not an unexpected disaster, but an unexpected suspension.

Just as you were about to take a three-pointer, a stick appeared by your foot.

The audience erupted: “Got it! 1 to 12!”

The erupting cheers were louder than the buzzer-beater three-pointer that turned the game around.

The police have intervened, and security has driven them away.

But gamblers don’t care.

They say throwing a吊 is not a crime, but an art.

They believe that once the crane takes off, the bet has a soul.

18-year-old Kaiden Lopez appeared in court for allegedly throwing a fake penis during a WNBA game.

Now the checks at various venues are stricter for suspensions than for guns.

But you can’t blame the hanging, just like you can’t blame the wind for blowing the thatched house off.

The wind is not wrong; the mistake lies with the person who built the house without securing it properly.

The New York Police Department is searching for a man who threw a sex toy during the New York Rangers game at Barclays Center, hitting a 12-year-old girl.

Don’t think of it as too noble, nor should you think of it as too sordid.

It’s the same principle as with a wrench or a screwdriver—you’re a hero when you’re fixing a motorcycle, but a criminal when you’re breaking your neighbor’s window.

The suspension is neutral.

After all, it’s just a tool.

Its good and evil depend on the person who wields it.