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CryptoGlasses

04-03 03:11

My sister-in-law gave birth.
I asked my mother-in-law what was born.
My mother-in-law said, "Two pieces of pig skin."
I asked, "What is pig skin?"
My mother-in-law ignored me, and I didn't dare to ask further...

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04-02 09:01

Every time I pick up my wife from work and run into her best friend, she always gives me a contemptuous look.
I was puzzled and asked my wife what was going on.
My wife said: I told her that you're impotent and I want to leave you. You hit me, and I endured it silently to stay with you.
I looked at my wife with an innocent expression.
My wife then said: Bragging about your husband to your best friend is just plain stupid.

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04-01 12:14

Last night, just as I fell asleep, our boss called me and told me to pick him up at the airport.
After hanging up the phone, I told my girlfriend sitting next to me:
I said, I'm damn well a miserable person in this life.
Just finished serving you, and now I have to serve your husband.

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04-01 08:38

There are really not many places in the crypto world where you can stably trade ETFs, and Gate is one of them.
This is about connecting on-chain assets with traditional assets.
If you don’t know where to trade, check this out.
Open the Gate App → Trade → ETF
You can directly see various ETF products (mainly leveraged ETFs).
No margin required, buy and sell directly.
Built-in leverage (like 3L / 3S).
The operation is as simple as spot trading.
There’s even an ETF trading competition now. I casually checked BTC5L, with a daily trading volume of $5.21 million.
Gate is also continuously strengthen

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04-01 04:21

Last night, my little nephew asked me: Uncle, there's a phrase called 一丝不啥.
I said: 一丝不挂.
Today, my sister and brother-in-law started arguing.
I asked my brother-in-law why they were fighting.
He said: Your good nephew wrote in his homework yesterday: "My dad and a few aunts working together look completely naked," which left a deep impression on me.
I...

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03-31 12:22

After dinner, I went for a walk in the square. I happened to meet an old man and struck up a few words. We talked about how, a few years ago, on his wedding day, his wife cried and went back to her parents' house.
His mother-in-law wasn't happy and came to ask him, "What did you do to upset my daughter?"
The old man said, "I didn't do anything to her."
The mother-in-law asked, "Then she said she was scared by you."
The old man replied, "She was actually scared by my underwear."
The mother-in-law asked, "What's wrong with your underwear?"
The old man explained, "Our family is poor.

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03-31 03:08

Yesterday in the middle of the night, my sister-in-law asked if I was home.
I looked confused and asked: What's wrong? Is there something going on?
My sister-in-law took a few minutes to reply: I've been married to your brother for three years and we don't have kids. Last week, we went to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor said your brother has low sperm count, and if we want to have a child, we need to do artificial insemination, which is very expensive—around 70,000 to 80,000 yuan. You know how much we want a child, so your brother wants me to talk to you about it...
I was stunned

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03-30 08:51

My wife has recently been suspicious that I have been ambiguous with my sister-in-law.
Last night, she took my phone and insisted on sending a message to my sister-in-law to test: "Xiao Qin, are you asleep? I miss you."
Seeing the message sent out, I felt my heart pounding and my palms sweating.
Soon after, my sister-in-law replied, "Are you crazy?"
Seeing her reply, I sighed in relief and secretly praised my sister-in-law for being clever, avoiding getting caught.
Then, the video call rang—it was my sister-in-law. My wife asked me to answer on speakerphone:
"Brother-in-law, I miss

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03-30 07:06

First time receiving @Gate_zh's golden touch, it's not plated gold, but solid pure gold.
I must go to Gate's TradFi to buy some gold; TradFi is so smooth and silky.
#GateGoldenTouch

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03-30 02:10

My sister-in-law was heartbroken and came to my house, crying on the bed for two days and two nights.
On the third day, she suddenly got out of bed, crawling toward the balcony. Her sister was terrified and shouted: "Husband, quickly, carry her back into the house!"
I hurried over, picked up my sister-in-law, and placed her on the sofa in the living room.
She was too weak to resist, tearfully asking: "Brother-in-law, why did you carry me back? I just wanted to check if my spicy and sour noodles arrived."

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03-29 09:19

My younger brother bought a used computer recently, claiming it has 1TB of memory.
But when he brought it home at noon, I found only 10GB of available space. I immediately started cursing.
Later that evening after work, I saw him lying in front of the computer looking dejected, silently muttering:
This computer was worth it! Worth it! Worth it! Honest boss!

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03-27 04:56

Xiaomei confesses to her friend, "I like you."
The friend says, "Stop joking, we're brothers."
Xiaomei asks, "You're a guy, I'm a girl, how can we be brothers?"
The friend replies, "Look, you have breasts, I have a弟 (younger brother), isn't that being brothers?"
Xiaomei then says, "Let them meet each other..."

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03-27 02:30

Today I just found out that my son went through my private diary. It contains a photo of my first love and some emotional notes.
Do you think he told my wife?
Not really! He created an account using a photo of my first love as his avatar, with a nickname based on her childhood nickname, and added me voluntarily, asking me to tell him stories from back then...
He even said he's currently struggling financially and hopes I can help him a little.
And just like that, I’ve been tricked out of my pocket money for a year.
If I hadn’t helped him fix his phone today, I wouldn’t have discovere

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03-26 05:10

Yesterday I went on an outdoor excursion, and as I passed through a woods, I faintly heard a woman's screams.
I quietly walked into the woods and saw a woman with disheveled clothing, bound and lying on the ground like a spider, while a man was whipping her with a leather whip. The woman could only let out faint cries—the situation was extremely urgent and left no room for hesitation.
I quietly circled behind the man, picked up a wooden stick from the ground, and knocked him unconscious with one blow. At that moment, the woman noticed the commotion behind her and turned around, looking at me i

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03-25 04:36

A friend went on a blind date and, right as he walked through the woman's door, he ran into another guy who had just finished his own blind date. The guy left with a cryptic parting shot: "Good luck to you," and walked out.
At the time, my friend was confused and didn't realize how serious the situation was.
My friend asked the woman if she'd been married before. She flatly denied it, saying she'd never been married—she just has a child from a previous relationship. If they got married, she said it would count as her first marriage. The bride price was 288,000 yuan, and the rule was that the b

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