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#特朗普数字资产政策新方向 The most absurd thing in life? Eight years of marriage, and my best friend became the mistress. That night, I cried until dawn. The next day, after signing the divorce papers and with less than six figures of savings in my pocket, I swore I would turn things around on my own.
The twist came out of nowhere. An old friend brought me into crypto and handed me six key lessons, saying they were paid for with real money and hard experience. Eight years later, my account grew from five figures to eight. Today, I’m breaking down these lessons for you—take them to heart.
**Lesson 1: Watch the volume, not the flashy candlesticks**
If the price pumps hard but drops slowly, it’s likely the big players are accumulating. The scariest thing is a violent pump followed by a sudden dump—that’s real harvesting, and if you’re a second too slow, you’re the sucker.
**Lesson 2: Flash crashes are a dance on a knife’s edge**
Sharp drops with weak rebounds usually mean distribution. Don’t think the bounce after a flash crash is a bottom—it's a trap, waiting for you to jump in.
**Lesson 3: Low volume at the top is scarier than high volume**
High volume at the top doesn’t always mean a crash, but if the price is ranging at the top with declining volume? That’s the deadly calm before the storm—those who know, know.
**Lesson 4: Volume at the bottom needs to be confirmed repeatedly**
A single spike in volume doesn’t count. You need several rounds of choppy low volume, then another surge—that’s the real accumulation signal. Don’t rush to buy the dip.
**Lesson 5: Volume is the market’s ECG**
Low volume = no interest, high volume = funds flooding in. Candlesticks show the result; volume shows the reason. Understand the volume, and you’ll understand what the market is thinking.
**Lesson 6: An unbreakable mindset is the ultimate weapon**
Be willing to stay out of the market, don’t get attached to trades; don’t chase highs, don’t catch falling knives; dare to act during panic. This isn’t being passive—it’s the mindset of a top trader.
There are always opportunities in crypto. What people lack isn’t market moves, but the right mindset and execution. Most people aren’t slow—they’re just stumbling in the dark. I’ve stepped on enough landmines, and now I’m willing to hold up the light.
The market is already brewing—don’t wander in the dark alone.